Who’s that girl that thought she was alone in the bathroom at work?
Who’s that girl that was pacing while she zipped and buttoned because she’s trying to get more steps on her Fitbit?
Who’s that girl that was dancing to the music playing on the XM piped through the office and lip-syncing along with it?
Who’s that girl that suddenly saw the feet in the stall behind her? The feet attached to the very quiet person... Who was apparently trying (ALMOST successfully) to be invisible...
Who’s that girl that could not for the life of her remember if she was talking out loud to herself when she thought she was alone? Because that TOTALLY happens... A lot.
Who’s that girl that was then trying so hard not to laugh out loud at herself and the ridiculous situation that she almost forgot to wash her hands? And had to walk back to the sink in front of the stall door separating her from those quiet quiet feet?
And she’s FABULOUS, thankyouverymuch.